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  Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

  by jhine in

  1. social
  2. humour

  lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

  i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

  come on now share yours.

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  JW elderly couple goes to the doctor. Doctor speaking with wife. Your husband is

  under a lot of stress , if he don't change his life style he will die within a year.

  He needs to cut back on knocking on people doors, meetings and stop

  worry about the end of the world. Prepare healthy meals three times a day.

  And most important, sex anytime he feels the need, this will lower his stress level.

  On the way home the husband ask the wife, what did the doctor say?

  The wife said, I will see you in paradise...
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  Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

  by jhine in

  1. social
  2. humour

  lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

  i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

  come on now share yours.

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  A husband store:

  Women shop for a husband. Instructions, only one visit, there are 6 floors and

  the value increase on each floor, and you can not go back.

  So a woman goes to the husband store.

  Floor 1: these men have jobs.

  Floor 2: these men have jobs and love kids,

  Floor 3:these men have jobs, love kids and extremely good looking.

  "wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

  Floor 4: All the above plus he will help with housework.

  "Oh" mercy me! she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it".

  Floor 5: All the above and he have strong romantic streak.

  she is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor.

  Floor 6: you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

  This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossibly to please.

  To avoid gender bias charges the store owner open a new wives store for men.

  Floor 1: these wives love sex

  Floor 2: these wives love sex and have money,

  Floors 3,4,5 and 6 have never been visited.
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  Crazy shootout in LA

  by James Mixon in

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  guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.

  stand off at this time..

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  James Mixon

  www.nbclosangeles.com
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  Crazy shootout in LA

  by James Mixon in

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  guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.

  stand off at this time..

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  CBS 2 news south L.A. Calif. It was car pursuit that ended with suspect that jump out

  his car and just started firing at deputies in the middle of the street...

  I guess he had a death wish.
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  Crazy shootout in LA

  by James Mixon in

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  guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.

  stand off at this time..

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  suspect wounded and still armed sitting on the front porch.
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  Crazy shootout in LA

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. current

  guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.

  stand off at this time..

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  James Mixon

  Guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.

  Deputies return fire and suspect shot. Stand off at this time.
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  ABC's report on child abuse

  by Joyzabel in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  nice job!

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  They come to your door to announce you are a sinner (maybe not in those words),

  but you are doomed. You go to their door and announce, your husband is convicted

  child molester and they call the police. I hope the neighbors picket their home....
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  IMPORTANT NEWS: ABC News' Nightline will air a segment about the Watchtower (JWs) Wednesday morning at 12:35 a.m. EST

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  important news:.

  here in the united states, on wednesday morning, march 11th at 12:35 a.m., est, barring any breaking news the day before, the program, nightline, will air as their lead story a 9-minute segment about the watchtower (jehovah's witnesses).

  the program is 30 minutes long and this segment is only one part of the show.

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  Tonight southern Calif. 12:37AM-1:06AM Tuesday 10th

  Wed. same time 12:37AM-1:06AM..
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  Watchtower in local newspaper

  by lostinthought in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  forgive me if this has been posted already but this was in my local paper today.. http://m.recordonline.com/article/20150307/news/150309486/0/wap&template=wapart.

  if you have time to read, this is an interesting article talking about watchtowers property in ulster and orange county ny and how much the properties are worth.

  it also goes on to show how the tax exempt stays is hurting the communities..

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  Anyone recall the WT speaking about the vatican and it's wealth?
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  Who leaves first, the husband or wife?

  by snugglebunny in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when it comes to a simple matter of no longer believing the teachings of jw's, it appears to me that it's more common for the husband to make the first move to leave the religion.

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  James Mixon

  Morpheus: LMAO. You see what I mean, hell I'm getting senile.

  My wife now has never been a JW...